Trump’s Just Defending His Street Cred, Trevor Noah Says


“O.K., that’s your first red flag right there. Trump’s ambassador to the E.U. was getting involved with a country that wasn’t in the E.U.? That’s not his jurisdiction. That would be like Santa doing the Tooth Fairy’s job.” — TREVOR NOAH

“Yeah, I bet Trump was probably just scared that that ambassador would exonerate him too much. He’s like, ‘I gotta maintain my bad boy image if I’m going to run these streets.’” — TREVOR NOAH

“I mean, say what you will, but Trump is really hitting his stride when it comes to obstructing justice. He’s really in a sweet spot now. Trump has gone from saying he’s totally innocent to now blocking witnesses. This is like when you’re a kid and your brother goes from ‘I didn’t do anything wrong’ and suddenly he’s like, ‘Please don’t tell Mom!’” — JAMES CORDEN

“They’re also withholding text messages from Sondland’s personal phone, because that’s what innocent presidents do.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Still, it’s obvious that the White House thinks he knows too much. Although in this administration, if you know anything, you know too much.” — JIMMY KIMMEL



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